If I were a teacher, what would I teach?!

If you were a teacher, what would you teach? If I were a teacher I would teach English because English is the only language that I know. I would teach young children because they will probably be easier for me to teach. I will be a laid back fun teacher because that will be part of my personality. I will probably teach at a daycare center. I would teach them how to behave and have good manner's. My rules would be no violence, not to do drugs or alcohol, and to not have any weapons. I would let them play word games, word searches, and have a spelling bee.